Melanie Griffith

On the 87th Academy Awards Oscar Night, February 22, 2015, Dakota Johnson and mother Melanie Griffith’s Red Carpet banter discussing Fifty Shades of Grey was all the rage. Apparently mom Melanie has not  seen the movie.  “It would be weird.” Dakota’s choice answer. That may be crazy, but we’ve discovered something even more crazy. An Oscar link to our favorite dinghy, “Yachts O’ Yuks.” Here’s how the story goes as told to us and by…